POLITICAL SATIRE YOU CAN AIM AT

Piss on your
least favorite
politician.

Artist-drawn caricature stickers of politicians and world leaders. Designed for urinals. Designed to be pissed on.

Waterproof Premium Vinyl Hilariously Accurate
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Beautifully simple. Satisfyingly petty.

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Pick your target

Browse our roster of the world's most piss-worthy politicians. Left, right, center, we don't discriminate.

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Stick it in

Premium waterproof vinyl. Peel, stick, done. Survives thousands of flushes and even more opinions.

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Take aim

Every trip to the bathroom becomes a tiny act of political protest. Cathartic, hilarious, and deeply satisfying.

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Artist-Drawn Caricatures

Not cheap photo prints. Every sticker is a custom caricature that exaggerates the features everyone already jokes about. The art IS the punchline.

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Built to Survive

Premium waterproof vinyl that laughs at water, cleaning products, and the passage of time.

Equal Opportunity Offense

We carry politicians from every party. Your urinal, your protest. No bias, just aim.

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The Ultimate Gag Gift

Know someone who won't shut up about politics? This is their gift. Works for any occasion. Especially Thanksgiving.

Democracy is messy.
Your urinal should be too.

PissMe is political satire at its most primal. No hot takes. No doomscrolling. Just you, a urinal, and the face of someone who probably deserves it.

The most satisfying political protest fits in a urinal.
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